OH GOSH.... HOW DID HE DO THAT....?!?!?!.
CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO..
YOU MUST WATCH THIS.
IT'S AMAZING!!!!!.
Rabu, 31 Desember 2008
This is Better Than David Copperfield......
Analisis Orang Waras..
Suatu hari ada seseorang berkunjung untuk menjenguk kerabatnya di Rumah Sakit Jiwa.
Seorang dokter menghampirinya untuk mengajak ngobrol tentang segala hal, mulai dari
bagaimana penanganan pasien sampai ke masalah-masalah umum dalam hidup.
Satu saat orang itu bertanya kepada sang dokter,
"Dok, gimana sih caranya dokter ngetest pasien-pasien dokter itu masih gila atau sudah waras ?"
"Oh mudah saja, kami mengisi Bathtub sampai penuh, lalu kami memberikan ke orang itu :
1 Sendok Teh
1 Gelas
1 Gayung
Lalu kita minta dia untuk mengosongkan Bathtub," jawab si Dokter.
"Jawaban Anda?"
"Ooooh... kalo gitu saya pasti milih gayung, soalnya itu paling gede."
Terjadi keheningan sejenak
Lalu sang Dokter berkata, "Tidak, kalau orang itu sudah normal, dia akan cabut aja penyumbat
Bathtub nya ...
Ngomong-ngomong, Anda mau tempat tidur di dekat jendela atau dekat kamar mandi?"
Bagaimana diagnosis diri Anda sendiri???
Jujur aja...
Senin, 22 Desember 2008
New Virus Found..
*VIRUS PALING JAHAT DARI YANG PERNAH ADA*
Sebuah virus baru sudah ditemukan, dan digolongkan oleh Microsoft sebagai yang paling merusak! Virus itu baru ditemukan pada hari Minggu
siang yang lalu oleh McAfee, dan belum ditemukan vaksin untuk
mengalahkannya.
Virus ini merusak Zero dari Sektor hard disc, yang menyimpan fungsi
informasi-informasi terpenting. Virus ini berjalan sebagai berikut:
*secara otomatis virus ini akan terkirim ke semua nama dalam daftar alamat anda dengan judul "Sebuah Kartu Untuk Anda" (/Une Carte Pour
Vous/, atau /A Card For You/);begitu kartu virtual itu terbuka, virus itu akan membekukan komputer sehingga penggunanya harus memulainya kembali; kalau anda menekan CTRL+ALT+DEL atau perintah untuk restart, virus itu akan merusak Zero dari Sektor Boot hard disk, sehingga hard disk akan rusak secara permanen.
Menurut CNN, virus itu dalam beberapa jam sudah menimbulkan kepanikan di New York. Peringatan ini telah diterima oleh pegawai Microsoft sendiri.*
Jangan membuka e-mail dengan judul "Sebuah kartu virtual untuk Anda" (
*/Une Carte Virtuelle Pour Vous /*atau */A Virtual Card For You /*).
Sabtu, 20 Desember 2008
Rabu, 17 Desember 2008
Unique Rocks..
Spoiler for wave rock..
Hyden, Australia
Gelombang batu seperti ombak ini sudah ada 2.700jt tahun yang lalu menurut peneliti.
Spoiler for Moving Rock..
Belum ada penelitian tentang batu ini, dan 1 orang pun belum liat kalo batu ini benar2 berjalan, cuma jejaknya saja yg dinyatakan kalo batu ini bisa berjalan atau bergeser.
Spoiler for Dome of The Rock..
Masjidil Aqsha, Yerusalem
Bukti kebesaran Allah SWT batu tempat duduk Nabi Muhammad SAW saat Isra Mi'raj sampai kini masih tetap melayang di udara. Pada saat Nabi Muhammad mau Mi'raj batu tsb ikut, tetapi Nabi SAW menghentakan kakinya pada batu tsb, maksudnya agar batu tsb tak usah ikut.
Spoiler for Malin Kundang Rock..
Pantai Air Manih, Minnagkabau - Padang
Konon, batu ini adalah seorang anak yang dikutuk oleh Ibunya, karena durhaka
Spoiler for Asyer Rock..
Uluru Alice Spring, Australia
Batu yang bisa berubah warna mengikuti cuaca, kadang orange, hitam, biru dll.
Selasa, 16 Desember 2008
Japan Prediction..
U must try this.But u may not see the answers below first...Just follow the
instructions..enjoy....
This Psicotest is taken from email..Translated from Japanese..
You will find a very surprise result..
But,, PROMISE first..
Don't ever see the answers below before u have fill the instructions below..
So, first of all..
Prepare a pen and a paper..
U must choose the person that u know..
1. Write 1-11 on your paper in vertical way..
2. Write your lucky number(from 1-11) besides no.1 and no.2
3. Write 2 names(opposite gender) in no.3 and no.7
4. Write 3 names in no.4, no.5, n no.6.. U may write whether your
brother,sister,etc.. It's Up 2 u..
5. In no.8,no.9,no.10,n no.11, write a different title of songs..
6. Write your wishes..
K.. N this is the answers..
1. You must tell the person in no.7 about this psicotest..
2. The person that u write in no.3 is the one that u love..
3. The person that u write in no.7 is the one that u like, but not for it..
4. The person that u write in no.4 is the one that is the most important to u..
5. The person that u write in no.5 is the one that really understand u..
6. The person that u write in no.6 is the one who brings lucky to u..
7. The song thst u write in no.8 is shown to no.3
8. The song thst u write in no.9 is shown to no.7
9. The song that u write in no.10 describes 'bout your feeling..
10. The last,the song that u write in no.11 describes 'bout your life..
How is it??
Minggu, 14 Desember 2008
Kamis, 11 Desember 2008
Breaking Dawn Ebook..
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... But you're all right. Everything is fine." Everything? My mind spun out, spiraling back to my last human hour. Already, the memory seemed dim, like I was watching through a thick, dark veil because my human eyes had been half blind. Everything had been so blurred. When he said everything was fine, did that include Renesmee? Where was she? With Rosalie? I tried to remember her face I knew that she had been beautiful but it was irritating to try to see through the human memories....
Eclipse Ebook..
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... That worked for me. I locked my arms around his neck and melted against his cold chest. Too soon, as usual, he pulled away. I felt my face slip into a pout. He laughed at my expression as he extricated himself from my arms and legs. He leaned against the counter next to me and put one arm lightly around my shoulders. \"I know you think that I have some kind of perfect, unyielding self-control, but that\'s not actually the case.\" \"I wish,\" I sighed. And he sighed, too. \"After school tomorrow,\" he said, changing the subject, \"I\'m going hunting with Carlisle, Esme, and Rosalie...
New Moon Ebook..
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... "All the stories?" I asked. He nodded mutely. My head churned. Only one story really mattered. I knew he'd begun with others, but I couldn't remember the inconsequential prelude, especially not while my brain was so clouded with exhaustion. I started to shake my head. Jacob groaned and jumped off the bed. He pressed his fists against his forehead and breathed fast and angry. "You know this, you know this," he muttered to himself. "Jake? Jake, please, I'm exhausted. I'm no good at this right now....
Rabu, 10 Desember 2008
Twilight Ebook..
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Ebook Preview
... I felt his eyes on my face but I couldn't look at himyet, afraid he might read the chagrin in my eyes. "But there's more... and it's not so easy to put intowords --"I was still staring at the Cullens while he spoke. Suddenly Rosalie, his blond and breathtaking sister,turned to look at me. No, not to look -- to glare, with dark, cold eyes. I wanted to look away, but hergaze held me until Edward broke off mid-sentence and made an angry noise under his breath. It wasalmost a hiss.Rosalie turned her head, and I was relieved to be free....
Selasa, 09 Desember 2008
What Do U See, is not always true..
Kalau Anda melihat dua foto di bawah ini dari tempat duduk di depan
komputer Anda, si Tuan Pemarah ada di sebelah kiri dan sang Nyonya Kalem di
sebelah kanan.
Sekarang berdirilah dari tempat duduk Anda dan mundur kurang lebih 3
meter, dan Woooow!!! mereka berpindah tempat!!!!
Illusi ini diciptakan oleh Phillipe G. Schyns dan Aude Oliva dari
Universitas Glasgow..
Membuktikan bahwa belum tentu apa yang kita lihat benar-benar ada di
depan kita!!!
How many faces do u find??
To test your intelligence:
If can find 0 – 5 faces – idiot
If can find 6 – 7 faces – stupid
If can find 8 – 9 faces – normal
If can find 10 – 11 – very normal
If can find 12 – 13 faces –genius
Minggu, 07 Desember 2008
Efek Salju..
Mo bikin tampilan fs kmu jd tmbh gokil??
Nah,, klian bs nambahin efek salju seperti yang bs klian liat di blog ini..
Caranya,, tinggal copy paste text di bawah ini ke bagian about me..
Kalau mau nampilinnya di blog,, copy paste text di atas di bagian edit html, di atas (head)
Guampang kn??
O y,, jgn lupa di SAVE y..
HE5..^^ Read More......
Sabtu, 06 Desember 2008
Feels Like Christmas-Chuck Brown
Title : Feels Like Christmas
Artist : Chuck Brown
Duration : 3 minutes 3 seconds
Size : 2.80 mb
Format : mp3
Download HERE ..
HOroscope.. I think this is quite true..
VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships.. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Ha rsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge... EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, but is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
14 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Kamis, 04 Desember 2008
Jokes tentang email..
> Office Boy
> Seorang pengangguran melamar pekerjaan sebagai "office
> boy"di istana Negara (kantor SBY), Jakarta . Andi
> Mallarangeng mewawancarai dia dan melihat dia membersihkan
> lantai sebagai tesnya. "Kamu diterima," katanya,
> "Berikan alamat e- mailmu dan saya akan mengirim
> formulir untuk diisi dan pemberitahuan kapan kamu mulai
> bekerja".
>
> Laki-laki itu menjawab, "Tapi saya tidak punya
> komputer, apalagi e-mail".
>
> "Maaf," kata Mallarangeng. "Kalau kamu tidak
> punya e-mail, berarti kamu tidak hidup. Dan siapa yang tidak
> hidup, tidak bisa diterima bekerja".
>
> Laki-laki itu pergi dengan harapan kosong. Dia tidak tahu
> apa yang harus dilakukan hanya dengan Rp.100.000 di dalam
> kantongnya. Kemudian ia memutuskan untuk pergi ke Pasar
> Minggu dan membeli 10 kg peti tomat. Ia menjual tomat itu
> dari rumah ke rumah. Kurang dari 2 jam, dia berhasil
> melipatgandakan modalnya. Dia melakukan kerjanya tiga kali,
> dan
> pulang dengan membawa Rp.300.000,-
>
> Dia pun sadar bahwa dia bisa bertahan hidup dengan cara
> ini. Ia mulai pergi bekerja lebih pagi dan pulang larut.
> Uangnya menjadi lebih banyak 2x sampai 3x lipat tiap hari.
> Dia pun membeli gerobak, lalu truk, kemudian akhirnya ia
> memiliki armada kendaraan pengirimannya sendiri.
>
> Lima tahun kemudian, laki-laki itu
> sudah menjadi salah satu pengusaha makanan terbesar di
> Indonesia .
>
> Ia mulai merencanakan masa depan keluarga, dan memutuskan
> untuk memiliki asuransi jiwa. Ia menghubungi broker
> asuransi, dan memilih protection plan. Sang brokerpun
> menanyakan alamat e-mailnya. Laki-laki itu menjawab,
> "Saya tidak punya e-mail".
>
> Sang broker bertanya dengan penasaran, "Anda
> tidak memiliki e-mail, tapi sukses membangun sebuah usaha
> besar. Bisakah Anda bayangkan, sudah jadi apa Anda kalau
> Anda punya e-mail?!"
>
> Laki-laki itu berpikir sejenak lalu menjawab, "Ya,
> saya mungkin sudah jadi office boy di Istana Negara!!"
Perbedaan yoi,ya,begitulah..
> Turis Amerika yang sedang belajar Bahasa Indonesia sedang
> bingung, mengapa orang Indonesia,jika menjawab pertanyaan
> itu beda-beda seperti yoi,ya, begitulah.
>
> Lalu,ia bertanya kepada seorang pejabat, "Bagaimana
> cara membedakan yoi,ya, dan ya begitulah?"
>
> Kemudian, pejabat itu menjawab, "Kalau yoi,orang
> tersebut tidak punya pendidikan, kalo iya,orang itu tamatan
> SMA, dan kalau begitulah,berarti ia sarjana."
>
> "Oh,gitu yaa?", kata turis.
>
> "yoiiii!!!" , kata pejabat.
COKELAT dapat membuat KAKI MENGECIL!!!
WaRNING !!!!
COKELAT dapat membuat KAKI MENGECIL!!!
Kami sejak kecil terbiasa dalam mengkonsumsi cokelat..
bahkan hingga masa remaja pun kami masih mengkonsumsinya,
namun setelah bertahun tahun kami mengkonsumsi barulah kami sadari...
Bahkan Dinas Kesehatan pun mengeluarkan peringatan untuk hal ini...
bahwa mengkonsumsi cokelat ternyata tidak dianjurkan.
bahkan penyakit yang ditimbulkan pun susah untuk di obati.
bahwa COKELAT dapat membuat KAKI MENGECIL!!!
Rabu, 03 Desember 2008
7 dont's after a meal.
* Don't smoke *
Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).
* Don't eat fruits immediately*
Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air.. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.
* Don't drink tea *
Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.
* Don't loosen your belt *
Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.
* Don't bathe *
Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.
* Don't walk about *
People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.
* Don't sleep immediately *
The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.
Selasa, 02 Desember 2008
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?
oss> One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for
> an increase in her
> salary!!!
>
> Dear Bo$$ ,
> In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I
> think you $hould
> be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given
> $o much $upport
> including $weat and $ervice to your company.
> I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
>
> Your$ $incerely,
> Marian $hih
>
> The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
>
>
>
> Dear Marian,
> I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays,
> NOthing much has
> changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt
> doing NOticeably well
> as yet.
> NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading
> ecoNOmists are NOt sure if
> the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the
> NOvember
> presidential elections things may turn bad.
> I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
> Yours truly,
> Manager