Singapore Jokes..^^

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for
$6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting
worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card
tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow
so I'm scolding you
now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.If she can't make up her mind, how I know the rightanswer one ???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach
you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All part of my body lo

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
Father: What did you get?
Boy: My marks are under water.
Father: What do you mean 'under water' ?
Boy: They are all below 'C' (sea) level lo.